Tuesday, April 14, 2009

18 days

and counting for the Heeter Lopez nuptials that will take place in Playa Del Carmen Mexico.

Current vegas odds have hit the board -
1. Lanter obtains 2nd degree burns to his pastey polish skin: day1 5/2 day2 3/1
2. Lanter/Burnham reservation is not in the system and have to stay at the casa de Red Roof Inn for the week: 2/1
3. Rendon runs into a family member selling chiclets on the beach: even
4. Jack Heeter cold cocks a 12 mexican cleaning lady for stealing his socks: over/under 2
5. Colby is not allowed back into the states because the broder patrol thinks he is mexican and does not have sufficient paper: 4/1
6. Lanter/Heeter abuse the all inclusive honor and to the point the Grand Velas files bankruptcy: even

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Tweeder is slowing dieing

Hey guys and gals - thought it would be fun to start a little blog in preparation for our ol' heety's nuptials in a month. wow - cant believe its only a month away. a lot has happened in the last year or so for everyone.
- Josh is about to be a father of another girl which will end up on the pole
- Erick is an unemployed mexican with a 100k degree with an application in for a barista a starbucks
- Heeter is look for another gig but lucky enough to be marrying a sugar momma
- I am still in portland somehow dating a chick who's 6'2" and more active than my left nut. god im fat.

But all that aside - our Heeter is getting married. Hoping he isnt going to mess this up - i can speak for all of us and tell you that its the best move you have ever made in your life.

Looking forward to the trip - literally cant wait - so i empower you all to comment etc to this blog - if i can figure out how multiple people can post - ill set it up. erck lil' help.

32 days left my friend. although scary - great move so lets celebrate our ass's off and enjoy the time until...

Pope John Monkey IV